Words I Had To Look Up

Mofucker be readin some hard ass books yall. Words all asemic and shit. Soldier got a diktionary by hiz side wid Mirriam an Webster on his speedial, callin thoz broz at kold hours of the night an leavin messages such as requesting the definition o QUOGGY
March 31

Pettifogger

pet·ti·fog·ger n.
1. A petty, quibbling, unscrupulous lawyer.
2. One who quibbles over trivia.

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“Juridicial pettifoggery got mixed into it, and on the basis of this pettifoggery we are threatened with being chucked off the premesis!”

The Idiot